German....mostly =P

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I saw that some fellow Deviants had done this and decided to give it a go.

BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. Easily.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[x] It's football.... Not soccer.

Total = 3

AUSTRALIAN
[x]You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll
[  ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ]You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total = 4

ITALIAN
[x] The Sopranos is a great show
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes. (I think)
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye colour.
[ ] You speak some Italian
[x] You are under 5'10''
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is among the best food in the world.
[ ] u talk with your hands.
Total = 4

SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 3

RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house. (I think so)
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[x] You love listening to techno.
Total = 3

POLISH
[ ] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[x] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 1

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ]You have a family member from Ireland....
[x] You have/had blonde hair
[x] You have/had freckles.
Total = 3

AFRICAN AMERICAN
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ]You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
Total = 1

ASIAN
[ ]You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 1

GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think American Chocolate is good. (Nope, Belgian is the best!)
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're under 5'4".
Total = 6

CANADIAN
[x]You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ]You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
Total = 2


FRENCH
[ ] You like French toast.
[ ] You love wine
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.  
[ ] You have been to France. (Many times)
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 1

AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You've been to more than 5 states.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
Total =  2

NORWEGIAN
[x] You like/hate the rain. (Well I hate it...)
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[x] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[x] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[x] You know how to fish and have fished before.
Total= 4


I seem to be mostly German which makes sense....my family is German/Scandinavian, but the Australian and Italian is a cool surprise! =D
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NotSoCute's avatar
Oh gosh. This looks like a lot of fun *gonna do it!*

(Also The African american section, wtf? X D)